Polar Bear Holiday Emo Love

Keri : If I have to see one more picture of a polar bear dying I am going to be angry.

Me : What?

Keri : Yeah people keep making all these pics of dying polar bears.

Me : Why?

Keri : Global Warming, or something. I hate it because they're so cute.

Me : So they're drawing pictures of dying bears?

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Me : So they're drawing pictures of all these dying bears.

Tre : Why?

Me : Global Warming. I have no clue. I just wonder if they really cared why not send the "Save the Polar Bear" foundation a buck?

Tre : I dunno.

Me : Or, I don't know. Stop driving SUVs. Anyway Polar Bears dying because it's too warm, they can't swim back apparently to land.

Tre : Huh.

Me : I think if you're a photographer filming that, why not just throw the bear a fish? I mean watching it die is cruel.

Tre : You know what that photographer was thinking?

Me : Hm?

Tre : Good BYE Volkswagen! Hello BMW! This is gonna win me a prize!

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Me : So apparently these bears are all dying.

Becky : Because it's a few degrees warmer? Wait weren't we having the coldest most awful horrific winter or something?

Me : I dunno.

Becky : Wait, don't they thrive in the Zoos like San Diego?

Me : Yeah.

Becky : But they're dying?

Me : On icebergs apparently.

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In response to the Polar Bear on an ice berg movement. My response is "WTF??"